Forget not, ye scurvy sprogs, that tomorrow be Talk Like A Pirate Day! Sharpen yer cutlasses an' let down the sails and come parley on this 'ere proud ship. An' we free gentlewomen o' fortune in the South Seas be challengin' the sailors on the ships in Stockholm and Gothenburrg! Be ye pirates or lily-livered landlubbers? Show ye colours tomorrow! Yarrr.
/Cap'n Dirty Mary Flint & Second Mate Mad Bess Flint
(get yer own swashbucklin' name 'ere!)